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morningmode:

PINK FLAMINGOS

Model Auguste Abeliunaite is captured by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello for Numéro #156 Magazine September 2014. Styled by Samuel Francois.

date 23.08.14 time 08:30

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arabellesicardi:

babefield:

it here

drake looks like he’s gonna pass out

insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

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murasame66:

Meeting your girlfriend

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rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

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ruakichan:

We’ve been selling Magnetic Thinking Putty for years and have always been astounded by the burning questions we’ve received for this ever-popular item.

Never before have I wanted something so useless in my life.

(via toystory-hentai)

potterheadofficial:

hoovinit:

supersizemysexysex:

please watch this sped up version of frankendoodle

its about a million times funnier this way

FINLAND

This is amazing

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numarg:

THIS WEEK ON

WHO WORE IT BETTER

(via talkshitnojutsu)

mcstump:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

cleverramble:

drkarayua:

dykecicle:

c0rr0sive:

I love this so much

This might be the best thing ever

That was a wild ride.

jesus christ

trusdt me just fuckign watch it

this is my favorite video on the planet

(Source: nipplebutt, via hardcoreshounen)

strugglingtobeheard:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


this is so fucking awesome lol, it lands perfectly back on the rock.

strugglingtobeheard:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

this is so fucking awesome lol, it lands perfectly back on the rock.

(via padalickingood)

tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

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 - GOD_IS_DEAD_AND_WE_KILLED_HIM

thetenk:

oh my fuck

(Source: extonics, via triptrippy)

luciid-dr3ams:

Want this shirt.

luciid-dr3ams:

Want this shirt.

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