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Name's Isis. I'm trash living in California. College student I guess. I'm gross.
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animalityopera:

things I have told customers;

  • Your sunscreen smells delicious
  • So, how are you today? My cat ran away but she came home.
  • I like the colour of your car. That’s my bike over there, by the way.
  • Your baby looks tender 
  • *finger guns for a minute straight without saying anything outloud* 
typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

(Source: psicreepy, via the-mother-cobra)

ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

(Source: farx, via fluttersquid)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via peteykins)

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

(via illstaywiththee)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via the-mother-cobra)

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar, via tangarang)

"I’m so tired of being good."

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990) (x)

(Source: vintagegal, via queerest-tier)

(Source: pinkdaihsy, via zamii070)

tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?

9usana:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

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Spanish is my mother language and I can confirm this is legitimate. 

animals-riding-animals:

monkey riding pig (really fast)

animals-riding-animals:

monkey riding pig (really fast)

(via pollums)

mechapuppy:

worst-url-ever-of-all-time:

FUCK PACIFIC RIM I WOULD DISMANTLE EVERY FUCKING JAEGER AND DISMEMBER EVERY FUCKING KAIJU WITH MY GODDAMN BARE HANDS IF THEY WOULD MAKE KELOID INTO A FUCKING MOVIE

I STOPPED BREATHING I CAN’T DO THIS HOLY SHIT IF YOU LIKE ROBOTS IN A LITTLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

PLEASE WATCH THIS

I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS

(Source: vault11overseer, via postmodernhatebreed)

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

(via padalickingood)