things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
I am a straight up goddamn hairy nightmare wendigo so while I will concede that smoky eyeshadow might give me a more striking gaze, I feel like lingerie miiiiight not be a flattering look for me.
At work like
me: yeah I’m going back to school too
customer: cool, what for?
me: mortuary services
me: …here ur coffin.
me: coffee. i said ur coffee.