moist and unstable

Name's Isis. I think I'm cis??? I dunno but she/her pronouns work. I'm trash living in California. College student I guess. I'm gross.
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mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

(Source: vine.co, via teshim)

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.

(via padalickingood)

anangryblog:

weloveshortvideos:

When your playing a fighting game for the first time with your friend.

Vine by LaidBackProc

i never know the buttons :(

(via tricktrippy)

livingbeard:

have some sunday afternoon pizza warmups

livingbeard:

have some sunday afternoon pizza warmups

(via smallavery)

eyehatelawd:

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

OMFG

(Source: paris666hilton, via banavalope)

(Source: spoopybrainjuice, via smallavery)

metalqueersolid:

literally what am i doing

(Source: hideoween, via creepykillerqueen)

hurrahforskeleton:

you guys talk about potion seller but this is a real video 

(via gaywraith)

crea-clare:

prozdvoices:

image

How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

I don’t think you realise how hard it is not to sound like Dan Green everytime i’m in a coffee shop now

(via traceexcalibur)

aceofstars:

Enough of these games.

aceofstars:

Enough of these games.

(via coconutmilkyway)

animalityopera:

things I have told customers;

  • Your sunscreen smells delicious
  • So, how are you today? My cat ran away but she came home.
  • I like the colour of your car. That’s my bike over there, by the way.
  • Your baby looks tender 
  • *finger guns for a minute straight without saying anything outloud* 
typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

(Source: psicreepy, via the-mother-cobra)