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beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:


C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no
i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:

C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no

i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

(via kinasty)

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

broliloquy:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

I am a straight up goddamn hairy nightmare wendigo so while I will concede that smoky eyeshadow might give me a more striking gaze, I feel like lingerie miiiiight not be a flattering look for me.

(via brodingershat)

danielbpc:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

Itadakimasu

(Source: colorfulrussianfireworks, via yandereweenie)

ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now

(via oshiokiy0)

animalityopera:

At work like

me: yeah I’m going back to school too
customer: cool, what for?
me: mortuary services
customer: …
me: ….
customer: ….
me: …here ur coffin. 
customer: what
me: coffee. i said ur coffee. 

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

(via xigzexdem)

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

(via cisbronies)

random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

(Source: random-weeds-on-gwuncan, via xigzexdem)