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queerest-tier:

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

NEVER

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 - Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

(via ghostymoth)

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

(Source: junior-bizarre, via excessunrated)

(Source: iamjacobbb, via smallavery)

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

(via feltstickers)

joinmyphanmily:

CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.

(via smallavery)

(Source: robxwhite, via traceexcalibur)

fullten:

fullten:

I need to go the fuck to bed, I dunno what happening anymore… Btw I’m a phone sex worker, sooo that is the context of this in case you weren’t sure. 

for alicetookadrink, this is what I pictured when I first started talking calls. It’s like next to impossible not laugh and relax when you picture a chestburster asking to see some titties while he’s chillin outside the belly of some dead guy. 

But I’m a bit morbid. 

(Source: hermione, via cisbronies)

borlax:

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

WH

(via ghostymoth)

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall, via bougiegal)

 - the SKELETON MAN

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

(via animalityopera)

foxgrl:

where i belong

(Source: nevver, via poogie-bear)

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:


C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no
i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:

C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no

i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

(via kinasty)